BEATING DEVIL TO HIS GAME !

An American, an English man, and a Nigerian were on a ship. Suddenly the Devil appeared and said,
“Drop anything in the sea, if I find it I will eat yiu, If I can’t, I will be your slave!”

The American dropped a pin, the Devil found it and ate him.
The English man dropped a coin the Devil found it and ate him too.

The Nigerian opened a bottle of salty water, poured it in the sea and said, “Na today be today, go find am make we see !”.

That's how Devil became slave to Naija man and respect everything Naija.

Who is to blame?

Chatting Mode Activated!

Charmer:::: Hello Sweet Girl

Sweetgirl:::: Hi Lover Boy!

Charmer:::: Can I know you more please?

Sweetgirl:::: 17, female, sweet lips, bootylicious n’ delicious, live in Avondale and you?

Charmer:::: Mmmmmh, I am in love already.
I’m 52, male, 6 pack, big Chest, live in Avondale.

Sweetgirl:::: You’re 52? OMG! Serious. Same age as my dad?

Charmer:::: I’m just so into fresh young beautiful girls.

Sweetgirl:::: Do you have a wife?

Charmer:::: Yes, but not as sexy as you, I have a daughter, she is in her bedroom with her friend doing homework.

Sweetgirl:::: Then why do you like young girls?

Charmer:::: I love them because they are beautiful not to mention sexy n’ wit fresh boobs n’ booty

Sweetgirl:::: I am also into older men with iPhones, ipads, cash and driving expensive cars.

Charmer:::: I can offer all of that and even more.

Sweetgirl:::: I think we should meet because you are in Avondale and I am also here.

Charmer:::: That would be nice,
where do I pick you up tomorrow with my new BMW X6 sexy girl?

Sweetgirl:::: Tomorrow I am going to school it won’t be possible.

Charmer:::: Or maybe over the
weekend, going to school is very
important.

Sweetgirl:::: While still chatting let me continue with my homework I don’t want my dad to know that i have a BlackBerry, he will be mad at me.

Charmer:::: Which homework is that? May be I can assist you.

Sweetgirl:::: It’s a Biology assignment and my friend Lucy
is assisting me.

Charmer:::: Hey, your friend’s name is Lucy?

Sweetgirl:::: Yes.

Charmer:::: Exactly where in Avondale are you?

Sweetgirl:::: House number 5 and you?

Charmer:::: Mercy!!! is that you???

Sweetgirl:::: Dad, is that you???

Gbaaaagaaaaan ! CHECKMATING!